Adults only


In Sleeping with Beauty, the fourth year of Stage Door’s adult panto in Southampton, Fairy Foreplay will whisk you away to a land of lust where you’ll meet the evil witch Carabossy, devilish Dame Strapon, dashing valet Dildough, plonker Playdough, the practically imperfect in every way Prince Pompey and bonk-obsessed Beauty. The show runs Wednesday to Saturday from 6 to 30 December at 8 pm.

‘All it took was one little prick.’